dontbetardyfortheparty: This is the best thing on the whole internet
melanoleuca: remember that time Lilo got real hood real fast and beat that white girl’s ass
my dad watching the olympics
Dad: I didn't know Chinese people could swim
Dad: I didn't even know they could see
When your parents cancel your plans.
most-awkward-moments: “fine then.” Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!
STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS
nipplebutt: sassygaybar: do you ever just twice a week actually
mariocarey: this is the only thing ive laughed at on tumblr in so long
Constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking I’m the best thing on the fucking planet.
the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food.
ladymarla: phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro I’ve been waiting for this my whole entire life and it’s finally here.
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
mexicoismyhome: jawn-lennon: when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are this is literally me! no joke